Nick Offerman’s 10 Tips For A Prosperous Life:
- Engage in romantic love
- Say “please” and “thank you”
- Carry a hanky
- Eat red meat
- Get a hobby
- Go outside
- Don’t look in the mirror, avoid the mirror to be accurate
- Maintain a relationship with Jesus Christ if it’s getting you sex
- Use intoxicants
- Paddle your own canoe
And you will experience prosperity like you have never experienced before. #LNWJF
I’m actually going to just vote for him for president.
(via latenightjimmy)
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